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Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days
But that wasn’t the beginning. This story began in a lot of little places.
One day God starts forming planets and making little things that squirm and struggle and live to put on them, and somewhere nearby Death rolls his eyes and sighs.
Sometime later, on a beach somewhere, a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent cautions a younger multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent with a warning that, roughly translated into english, sounds like Don’t step on that fish, Castiel, and an angel learns that even the smallest creatures should be treasured, for they have the power to change the world.
A father orders his son to love someone(s), but his son cannot. Rage comes, it sidles up and seeps in, but love is defiant and unyielding; it does not take orders. The son is cast out. The father never learns how to say I’m sorry.
A man comes home from a war, but the war comes home with him. It’s not his fault; that’s what wars do. He keeps it trapped, hidden, safe. A woman falls in love with him, and it’s okay that he has a war inside him, because she has one too.
One night, her war takes her love and fashions it into a knife, and tricks her into stabbing her son with it. Another night, her war takes her love and fashions it into a fire, and burns her with it.
The man’s war escapes.
(Source: popotum, via -wondersmith)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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Safety Tips for Men
Men, are you worried for your own safety because misandry?
You need to accept that misandry happens in the real world and take some precautions.
Take a self defense class, they’re only a couple hundred dollars a month.
Don’t go out after dark unless you have a woman to chaperone you. Misandrists are less likely to attack if they see you are with another woman.
Don’t wear anything too douchey. If you’re wearing a fedora or a sexist t-shirt, etc. you’re pretty much asking to get attacked. Misandrists can’t control themselves when they see a man in a fedora, their instincts kick in and before they know it they have a dead male corpse in their hands. Just be a good boy and don’t tempt them, okay?
Don’t ever invite a woman into your home. Misandrists will interpret this as you consenting to physical violence.
Drinking increases your risk of being attacked by a misandrist. They target drunk men because their inhibitions are lowered.
Never leave your drink unattended. Misandrists are notorious for poisoning men at parties and bars.
If a misandrist does attack you, be quiet and just let her finish or you might anger her further and you are liable to get murdered instead of just mutilated. But also, be sure to put up a good fight because a lot of men say they don’t want to be attacked by misandrists but deep down, they really like it.
And remember, accusing a woman of abusive misandry is worse than being abused by a misandrist. So before you make accusations, make sure it wasn’t all just a silly misunderstanding.
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What if sleeping beauty became a knight instead?
A mini project I’ve been thinking about for awhile. You can find a backstory comic [here].the graphic alone is pretty arresting!
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professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all
oh he does
(Source: pokemon-fanatics)
red dragon portraits: lecter|graham|lounds|crawford|bloom|katz
“What he has in addition is pure empathy and projection,” Dr. Bloom said. “He can assume your point of view, or mine – and maybe some other points of view that scare and sicken him. It’s an uncomfortable gift, Jack. Perception’s a tool that’s pointed on both ends.”
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Men’s Issues
- Societal expectations of masculinity
- Societal expectations to provide for women
- No long term reversible male birth control
- Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
- Unfair treatment in child custody battles
- No support for male victims of domestic abuse
- Media portrayal of married men as weak morons
Not men’s issues
- The friend zone
- Women not dating you
- “Fucking femnazis”
Printed Eames
Mini Eames Lounge Chair that is achieved through 3D color printing. It’s a 1/20 scale miniature that will make any design loving fanatic super excited.By Kevin Spencerat
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